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minus-squareDr. WeskerlinkfedilinkEnglish3•20 days agoProtip: lick the end of the bag, so the plastic sticks to your fingers
minus-squareMudManlinkfedilink7•20 days agoMy personal lifehack is to hold the side that opens between my lips and blow, that loosens them up pretty reliably. And if you’re lucky it makes a farting noise, so I consider that a bonus.
minus-squaredownpunxxOPlinkfedilink5•20 days agofind the grocery store vegetable rain forest get those little soldiers moist
minus-square@whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink5•20 days agoI just eat the bag, its easier, free and delicious with the added benefit of supplying my daily microplastic demand
minus-square@steelyDansSteamedHam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•20 days agoAnd I will not stop until my testicles can be used as ping pong balls!
minus-squareCronyAkatsukilinkfedilink3•20 days agoMy fingers naturally can open them dry, no need for licking.
minus-squareCronyAkatsukilinkfedilink3•edit-220 days agoI can wash my hand for 2 minutes thoroughly, and will still open a bag with no issues
minus-squarePahassaPaikassalinkfedilink2•20 days agoEven prorer tip: pull the handles gently apart from each other, the pulling will make the plastic to come apart and then you can grab the edges and open it. This works in finnish supermarkets, dunno if the bags are the same over there.
Protip: lick the end of the bag, so the plastic sticks to your fingers
My personal lifehack is to hold the side that opens between my lips and blow, that loosens them up pretty reliably.
And if you’re lucky it makes a farting noise, so I consider that a bonus.
find the grocery store vegetable rain forest get those little soldiers moist
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I just eat the bag, its easier, free and delicious with the added benefit of supplying my daily microplastic demand
And I will not stop until my testicles can be used as ping pong balls!
My fingers naturally can open them dry, no need for licking.
OOOh FANCY PANTS RICH MCGEE OVER HERE.
Fancy pants? More like greasy hands!
I can wash my hand for 2 minutes thoroughly, and will still open a bag with no issues
Even prorer tip: pull the handles gently apart from each other, the pulling will make the plastic to come apart and then you can grab the edges and open it.
This works in finnish supermarkets, dunno if the bags are the same over there.