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Gork@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Can't get cancer if you don't have a throat

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Can't get cancer if you don't have a throat

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Gork@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • foggy@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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    I like how “A lump in your neck” isn’t preceded by “have a” like the rest of them. It’s just a lump in your neck.

    You may be at risk of throat cancer if you a lump on your neck.

    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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      I like ignoring the bullets and just reading the rest of the text. “You may be at risk for throat cancer if you get checked now.”

      Can’t get diagnosed with cancer if you never get checked!

      • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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        It’s like when I hear “Back in the days there was no cancer and no mental disorders”. Like yeah, people just died randomly and behaved weird and were called possessed and stuff

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      oh no! i a lump in my neck.

  • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world
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    My friend got rid of his throat, it did not seem like very much fun TBH.

    • The_Mantis@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

      • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world
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        Fuck cancer, glad she can still chuckle!

  • outdated_belated@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Covering edge cases in leetcode be like

  • magnetosphere @beehaw.org
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    Not sure if the person who made this poster was being pedantic, or if it was intended to make people think, and realize that it could happen to anyone.

    • kspatlas@artemis.camp
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      Could also be an error

      • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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        Or, to quote the late, great Terry Pratchett: wizard did it.

  • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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    Life: it has a 100% mortality rate

  • sp00nix@lemmy.ml
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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

  • amio@kbin.social
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    Technically correct - the best kind of correct!

  • argv_minus_one@beehaw.org
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    You also can’t scream, even when you must.

    • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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      To paraphrase the Alien tagline: at the oncologist’s office, no one wants to hear you scream.

      (As opposed to most places, where people love it)

  • shiveyarbles@beehaw.org
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    Have trouble swallowing food and lump in neck might be the same issue

  • callyral@kbin.social
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    You may be at risk for throat cancer if you: A lump in your neck.

  • mca@lemmy.world
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    They probably forgot to add the word ‘sore’ to throat. Happens to me quite often ;)

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Technically correct.

  • Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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    I’m a guy like me!

  • TIEPilot@lemmy.world
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    Thankfully I have neither!

    • Chariotwheel@kbin.social
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      I have a mouth and I must screen.

      • Mack7400@kbin.social
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        What a terrible day to have a throat.

  • LemmyLefty@lemmy.world
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    Well, that’s one way to disprove the “brain in a vat” hypothesis, I suppose…

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