It’s always someone robbing a store that gets shared. It’s never some guy in a cowboy hat stopping a store for wage theft, which is an order of magnitude or two greater drain on the economy than armed robbery.
And probably less dangerous too.
Yo you want the Marlboro man to just show up and settle labor disputes by exceptional gunslinging?
When I started writing my intent was to mock you but then I realized that that’s exactly what I want.
Yes.
If you’re a fan of mindless action, if you don’t have a single brain cell in your head, this is the film for you.
I felt myself get 62% dumber just reading the plot.
YES. Yes yes yes.
Holy shit that’s hilarious. It gets on my list of ‘movies I’ll probably watch some days’.
Half of lemmy is so far to the left, they can’t appreciate anything anymore, not even a good joke. Centrism is the only based ideology, we get the best food ;)
No offense but I’m too well informed about the state of our planet to support conservative ideologies. We’ve started an extinction level event. Do you have any idea about how rare those are?
Don’t feed the trolls, Hank
Damn. What an incredibly stupid thing to do. Attacking someone pointing a gun at others. That “hero” is dead or responsible for someone else’s death in a different timeline. All for some cash. Unless he somehow knew the gun wasn’t loaded or something.
This wasn’t his first rodeo. He knows how to wrangle in a criminal. A bleak reminder to all you would be criminals. No where in Tarnation does a gun guarantee victory.
His ability to “wrangle” the perp took way too long. This should have been much faster in handling such a situation. He’s lucky the perp was bad at using / holding a gun.
This could have been much worse.
Holy shit, what do you use to clean the jizz off your guuunz?
My car seat.
Maybe that should also be a reminder to all the people carrying guns thinking they’ll be able to defend themselves or others with them.
This. Money and possessions can be replaced. Nobody’s life is worth what’s in a cash register.
Very very nearly got the woman shot in front of the freezer and had to “wrangle” the guy across half the store cause he couldn’t take him down. Old man is extremely lucky that guy dropped the gun and didn’t have a knife in his pocket.
Apart from this being stupid for multiple reasons, what is it doing on Lemmy Shitposts?
Oh SHIT we have embedded videos now?? Fucking excellent!
What’s that mean?
You can play the video in the page. Before, like, a few weeks ago, you had to download the video before you could watch it.
Ahh I was thinking I needed to see another shooting video like I need another hole in the head. But thankfully, it was genuinely heroic.
Wait, this isn’t right… aren’t these guys supposed to be struggling and crawling around on the floor from fake injury and pain like they do in the movies??
Did he try this in a small town?
