BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoInspirational quotes.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1501arrow-down129
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minus-squareRampsquatch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up35·5 months agoI wouldn’t stop performing oral if I became a billionaire, why would anyone? It’s fun.
minus-squareNuke_the_whales@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·5 months agoDo you think Queen Elizabeth sucked dick? These are the questions that plague me and keep me awake at night.
minus-squareRampsquatch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoI bet she was even more freaky than that. Rich people who come from a long line of rich people in a sexually repressed upper class are freaks man, for real.
minus-squareMelvin_Ferd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-25 months agoWhen it happens do you say " husband it is time for performing oral" and your husband says “why indeed it is time for performing oral how delightful.”
minus-squareRampsquatch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 months agoNo, actually. Much dirtier words are used.
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoI do t know them, and I mean no offense, but I’m guessing it would sound a little more akin to: hhmmmmthhhhthhbnmmmmmmnpppppppphhhyyyyyyyyyyhhhttttttttttttssddshhshshshshssssssssssmmmsmsmsmsmmsmsssssppppppppppppwoooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppttfthhjhjjffffffffmmmmmmmmsmsmsmmssstthghhgggpop But that’s just a guess.
I wouldn’t stop performing oral if I became a billionaire, why would anyone? It’s fun.
Do you think Queen Elizabeth sucked dick? These are the questions that plague me and keep me awake at night.
I bet she was even more freaky than that. Rich people who come from a long line of rich people in a sexually repressed upper class are freaks man, for real.
When it happens do you say " husband it is time for performing oral" and your husband says “why indeed it is time for performing oral how delightful.”
No, actually. Much dirtier words are used.
I do t know them, and I mean no offense, but I’m guessing it would sound a little more akin to:
hhmmmmthhhhthhbnmmmmmmnpppppppphhhyyyyyyyyyyhhhttttttttttttssddshhshshshshssssssssssmmmsmsmsmsmmsmsssssppppppppppppwoooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppttfthhjhjjffffffffmmmmmmmmsmsmsmmssstthghhgggpop
But that’s just a guess.
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