As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones:
Wong Wei
I found this place on vacation.
Hahaha that’s perfect!
Slartibartfast
Arthur Dent!? THE Arthur Dent!?
“Late?”
“Yes, late, as in the late Dentarthurdent.”
Mulva
Nice to meet you, I’m George.
…welp, I gave it a shot.
DOLORES!
Richard Head
Now find a good nickname for “Richard”
That’s rich.
It’s Dick.
I knew a Richard Odar. Pronounced odor
Hugh Jass.
Not my idea tho. I saw that name on the credits of a video game. Never found out if it was a joke or truly the name of some unfortunate soul.
I knew somebody who used the more British version in a game - Hugh Jarse
There was a Hugh Jass Burgers in Lexington Kentucky.
Dickinson
Fokje Modder
Which is a perfectly fine Dutch name, but it’s pronounced like ‘Fuck your mother’
Incontinentia Buttocks.
She has a husband, you know…
- Mike Ox-Long
- Hugh Jass
- Ben Dover
- Mike Hawk
In high school one of my classmates was named Benjamin Dover.
Also had a classmate named Ma Deek.
- Margaret “Peg” M. Harder
- Joy S. Cummings
- Mona Little
5 minutes in a popular VRChat public server and you’ll get all the names you will ever need
Harry Baals, former Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Janny Poepjes, she died this year at 88. There are still over 200 people in the Netherlands with a little poop in their surname.
Paging Dr. SatansMaggotyCumFart…
Harry Balzac
