The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 days agoYou've been asleep for a very long timelemmy.worldimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down10
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minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoBack when Jira was just cards taped to a wall
minus-squaremkwt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-27 days agoReally I worked a project once that just had post-its stuck to the wall. It worked as well as Jira does.
minus-square9point6@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 days agoUsed a physical board in my last job before COVID Can’t really do stand up when none of you are in the office to move the cards
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days agothat’s what the robot arm with the suction cup on it is for
minus-squareHootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 days agoGotta set up a remotely operated robot to move the post its
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoThe secret here is to come up with a business case that shows management what an incredible ROI they should expect from this initiative. Then you get to play with robots for a few months instead of actually working!
Back when Jira was just cards taped to a wall
Really I worked a project once that just had post-its stuck to the wall. It worked as well as Jira does.
Used a physical board in my last job before COVID
Can’t really do stand up when none of you are in the office to move the cards
that’s what the robot arm with the suction cup on it is for
Gotta set up a remotely operated robot to move the post its
The secret here is to come up with a business case that shows management what an incredible ROI they should expect from this initiative.
Then you get to play with robots for a few months instead of actually working!