m_f@midwest.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoThe Prisoner's Trolley Problemmamidwest.socialimagemessage-square147fedilinkarrow-up11.37Karrow-down111
arrow-up11.36Karrow-down1imageThe Prisoner's Trolley Problemmamidwest.socialm_f@midwest.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square147fedilink
minus-squareholycrap@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up48·1 month agoWhich relative is on the track and which in the trolley?
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·edit-21 month agoYour hot cousin is on the track. What would you do?
minus-squarevoracitude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 month agoDon’t pull the lever, then there’s three thirds of hot cousin to go around regardless of the other person’s decision. Philosophy is easy.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agocut the trolley in half, give one half to each of the thirds of the hot cousin
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 month agoSplit the track in half, and ramp up one side, causing the trolley to drive on two wheels, effectively only slicing the legs off of your loved ones.
minus-squareericbomb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoIt says loved ones I’m afraid, can’t sacrifice one in prison I’m afraid.
Which relative is on the track and which in the trolley?
Your hot cousin is on the track. What would you do?
Don’t pull the lever, then there’s three thirds of hot cousin to go around regardless of the other person’s decision. Philosophy is easy.
Easy there Solomon
cut the trolley in half, give one half to each of the thirds of the hot cousin
Split the track in half, and ramp up one side, causing the trolley to drive on two wheels, effectively only slicing the legs off of your loved ones.
It says loved ones I’m afraid, can’t sacrifice one in prison I’m afraid.