Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoProbably a stupid question, but will we ever have something like a microwave to make things cold? Is there a reason this can't exist?lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square282fedilinkarrow-up1517arrow-down131
arrow-up1486arrow-down1imageProbably a stupid question, but will we ever have something like a microwave to make things cold? Is there a reason this can't exist?lemmy.dbzer0.comMelatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square282fedilink
minus-squarecorship@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up301arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoAll you need to do, is figure out a way to use electro magnetic radiation to slow down particles. It’s just a small technical challenge.
minus-squaredrolex@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down3·1 year agoFrom these 2 sentences, I have written a 52 pages PowerPoint presentation to get funds from Wall Street. I expect to find ~$2 bn. See you in jail!
minus-square𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up77arrow-down3·1 year agoHah! My ChatGPT bot did 60 slides in 90 seconds, and submitted it hours before yours. See YOU in court!
minus-squareSteeve@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down2·edit-21 year agoHah! Jokes on both of you, I submitted a super generic patent for “cold microwave” YEARS ago to leech off of anyone who manages to actually invent this technology in my lifetime. See you BOTH in court (and probably also jail)!
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up65arrow-down1·1 year agoTechnically that’s already a thing. It is pretty expensive compared to a normal refrigerator though…
minus-squareHexagon@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·1 year agoEasy, just invert the polarity of the microwaves
minus-squarecantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·1 year agohttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_cooling
minus-squareDiplomjodler@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·1 year agoAnd if you manage that, you’ll make Bill Gates and Elon Musk look like paupers.
minus-squareLazaroFilm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down2·1 year agoThen you buy X and rebrand it Twatter.
All you need to do, is figure out a way to use electro magnetic radiation to slow down particles.
It’s just a small technical challenge.
From these 2 sentences, I have written a 52 pages PowerPoint presentation to get funds from Wall Street.
I expect to find ~$2 bn.
See you in jail!
Hah! My ChatGPT bot did 60 slides in 90 seconds, and submitted it hours before yours. See YOU in court!
Hah! Jokes on both of you, I submitted a super generic patent for “cold microwave” YEARS ago to leech off of anyone who manages to actually invent this technology in my lifetime. See you BOTH in court (and probably also jail)!
Calm down there Elizabeth Holmes
Technically that’s already a thing. It is pretty expensive compared to a normal refrigerator though…
Easy, just invert the polarity of the microwaves
i turn the microwave upside down
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_cooling
And if you manage that, you’ll make Bill Gates and Elon Musk look like paupers.
Then you buy X and rebrand it Twatter.
I prefer Xitter.
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