I’d go with something that has a little more class than most of the suggestions here. Something with a certain ring to it. Like… Biggus Dickus

Rock Hardman

Ugot Badtaste

If you’re watching me then you definitely do. Lol

One of my favorites: https://youtu.be/_m2X3uuayKg

Standard rules. Middle name and the street you grew up on.

Alan Woodbine.

Richard McGusherblaster

Probably something with "Bear“ and "small“ like BearySmalls or something idk I’m a short and very obese hetero guy - no one would wanna watch me besides a few FFAs whose preferences I cover.

Probably: Ho Lee Fuk

I’m ethnic Chinese so that makes it even better

I would go through LinkedIn and pick a person at random, use their name with the exact same spelling and any alphabet soup they have behind their name

Jerry Thompson, Esq Mary Kowalski, F.A.C.S. Dr. Alan Carter, DDS, FACP

These are all fake btw. I mean they may not be but if they are it’s genuinely a coincidence. That would be so weird

Silky Johnson

Id use my real first name but then disguise my identity by using johnson as a last name.

Busting balkaner

[Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff

Or maybe Pete Jonze ](https://clip.cafe/zack-miri-make-a-porno-2008/who-are-again-lester/)

G Hitman

Too Many Pancakes.

Because I’m fat but flat.