I just received a call from an indian microsoft technician. He informed me that my PC is sending a ton of error messages to microsoft. Most likely it has been hacked, and he would help me by remoting in and fixing the problem for me. I just wonder… Is it my PopOs or my Manjaro PC that sends all this info to microsoft?
If it’s sending information to Microsoft then it has clearly been hacked. Likely by Microsoft. It was very nice of that young man to break protocol and blow the whistle on this whole thing. You should send him an itunes gift card as a thank you.
Microsoft? More like Hackrosoft!!1!!
But I’ve sent all those to the CIA!
These are the same people - CIA just outsourced their call center to India & they have to send all gift cards back to the CIA, you just cut out the middleman.
What ever u do, DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM THAT GIFTCARD SIR, SIR I BEG U DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
DO NOT REDEEM
WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING
WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING
WHY ARE YOU NOT LISTENING SIR
WHY DID YOU REDEEM SIR
I hope we’re all referencing the same kitboga moment
Is that from one of these “messing with scammers” videos?
Yeah, I believe Kitboga did this with his voice disguised as an old woman.
BITCH ARE YOU MAD?!?
My favorite is: MA’AM ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE?
All that malware should be running without problems. Wine’s gotten pretty good by now.
Ah yes, I remember back in the day we had to build WINE with unofficial patches to get malware to work. How times have changed.
But how’s Siddhartha going to find the Event Viewer!?
Can someone confirm if syskeying works on Wine?
Proper malware often still doesn’t run. Cheap executables to encrypt your stuff and so on the other hand work well.
Which is why wine should be run as its own unpriviledged user…
I still chuckle about the fact that WannaCry the ransomware software has a WineHQ entry
One time I kept a guy on the phone for about ten minutes just playing dumb. Then he’s like, sir, what version of Windows do you have?"
I say, I’m not sure but it’s the one with the little penguin icon.
We actually had a good laugh about it together
Lmao
I won free airline tickets once and was shocked and appalled when they said I COULDNT use them to go to the moon. I fought long and hard for the right to use those tickets the way I wanted but alas.
“Why did you redeem? You’re ending my life SIR! Whyyyyyy?”
I will never tire of reading/hearing that line.
Link?
There are many. But for example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m8Ln1yqeJE
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Pretty certain it was from this episode https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eqg0cRVed4Y
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Good bot.
its a dangerous virus known as ‘Linux’ which can completely replace your precious Windows installation! be careful, there is a lot of propaganda pushing free (as in communism) software
I once looked at a Linux PC and I couldn’t stop reading Karl Marx ever since.
What is this unfortunate disease called
Communism. You get it automatically from using Linux. Everybody knows that.
Once someone asked if somebody knows how to run this old game in a linux community.
The game was “capitalism lab”. I said no, we are communists.
The guy then deleted his post.
I once played along just to waste their time. Got to the point where I had to go to a site and get my IP address.
I told him it was 127.0.0.1, and he just said “I think you be messing with me now sir” and hung up. :D
You could’ve told him your local IP (192.168.(1…255).(1…255)), is completely useless outside your home network but looks real enough.
Anybody with a bit of technical knowledge will recognize a local IP address
Definitely. You should buy Google Play gift cards to pay for his services straight away.
My father in law called me because he talked to a MS support rep about how his computer was dying. He was running Linux Mint.
lol
Hello my name is
DeepakJohn Smith. I’m Microsoft. You clearly have wirus you madarchodNow please type dablu dablu dablu in your address bar
And you have no Windows VM ready to troll him?
No, this is the first time something like this happened to me. i dont even get it. In my country mostly young people speak english. Isnt the target demographic the elderly?
Young people can (and often are) just as tech illiterate as the elderly. Just because you grew up with an iPad in your hands doesn’t mean you understand computers.
From my observations, it’s even worse. I
Oh for sure … I (18m) helped out teaching product design at my school last year (a class of 12 year olds). When asked to open an app, many of them searched it up on google or didnt know how. We gave them the name if the app and only about 2/30 people
You
Sounds like someone from your country is selling your data to India.
I did the opposite one day when I was bored. Wasted an hour with them and a Linux VM. Think they were the ones that had my Dell service ID for a tablet I previously owned.
A friend’s neighbor just fell for this. She received a call from the “nicest” Microsoft tech and decided she’d let them into her PC. Within 10 minutes after hanging up she received a call from her bank asking if an $800 debit was valid. It took her weeks to clean up the mess.
Naievety tax
Well Manjaro is known for DDOSing the AUR. So there is that
I gotta say, you got me on the first half
