What about a banana?
Checks username
…oh
No
Meanwhile I’m over here amazed that if you replaced the ¢ with $, the menu would be instantly updated to current restaurant prices.
Those aren’t prices, they’re age restrictions
Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?
I just want a picture of a god dan hot dog.
That’s almost certainly a girl cat though
Fellas is it gay to like girls like your literally banging someone who likes dicks
Girls like dick and so do gay people so liking girls makes you gay. Plus you’ve touched a penis way more times than a vergina so you’re double gay. The only way to not be gay is to have sex with a real manly lesbian as far as I can tell
Saying girls can’t be gay and eat hotdog?
Yes, the probability is very high that it is a female.
How can you tell? Did you look up its skirt?
In case you want to know, 3 color cats are almost always female because the (orange and black) color gene is in the X chromosome so the only way a male cat can have two colors is if it has two or more Xs, which is pretty rare.
I have a male cat that is white, grey and dark grey 😐
…grey and dark grey are both grey lol
That’s like saying blue and light blue are the same color 😐
I always knew Jesus had a big wiener.
That’s Lt. Danjus.
He asked for god Dan and a hot dog.
Nope it is Jesus offering up his wiener so we can put it in our mouths.
That works for me too.
I’m sorry! Please, can I have one now?
Nooooo I can change stop being such a cun…constable I was going to say constable!
thought this was a nice coincidence
It is no coincidence, but a consequence of strategic shitpostery
no soup for you.
I don’t want your oscer mier wiener having ass
Well now you’ll certainly not get a hot dog
Do you even know how hot dogs are made? Did me a favor tbh…
Crush up some biomass and fit it in a butt tube.
They use artificial tubing these days… so you aren’t even getting the full aroma…
Artificial butt tubing is better
