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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Rate me, dudes

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Rate me, dudes

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I have enabled the “swipe to upvote” gesture on Sync, so you made me like your post lmao

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      If you swipe far enough on Jerboa the upvote becomes a downvote.

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      I always disable that and didn’t even think of it! That’s so funny!

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        Oh, I thought that was the joke 😂

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          The joke was just to make you scroll for no reason but the fact that sync can do that makes the joke much funnier lmao

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      Same. I actually thought that was the joke at first, until I realized this is probably app-specific behavior, and not widely known.

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      Same for me on Thunder

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    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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      Please put an SFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to stop furiously monsterbaiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men who aren’t masterbuilding together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post SFW.

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        Great… Now I’m masturbating and everyone at work is looking at me…

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    … fuck you! I have swipe to comment! I expected boobs and now I gotta write an essay about lorem ipsum dolor dolor sit amet

    • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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      I prefer “Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow!”

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    Do you smell that guys? I smell familiarity with unfederated systems.

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    You made me swipe to the next post and I had to come back to try and figure out this new photo swiping thing only to go to the next post again

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    That’s a mighty fine set of boobs. 10/10.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Tysm!!!

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        I never knew men were capable of developing so…perfectly.

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          Wow what an awesome compliment thanks!

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    I think my phone is broken.

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      You need to swipe harder for it to work

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    You liar.

    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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      The user name adds so much value to the comment

      • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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        Gordon, titty boob huge fuck.

  • MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com
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    If its not working on your phone, here is an alternate link

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      XcQ detected !

      • Blyfh@lemmy.world
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        For me it’s the dQw.

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          Sync tells on people who post the link because it expands them and shows the content. Very useful!

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      Ah, hello old friend

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      an alternate link

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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        Good bot. Expose the Rick roll

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        It’s always good to preserve your privacy when clicking on a link to that video.

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    I don’t get it, where are the boobs?

    • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      OP is a boob.

      • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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        You’re a boob

        • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Which makes the two of us a great pair.

          • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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            Now we just need a vagene

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              High five!

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