• psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    If you had to work around the hateful little shits all day you’d be trying to look for low key ways to maim them too.

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      If you truly hate kids, this is what you have to do. Introduce dangers with plausible deniability.

      How was I supposed to know the kids would use it to turn each other into meat crayons?

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        2 months ago

        If you truly hate kids, this is what you have to do. Introduce dangers with plausible deniability.

        My knuckles still hurt from the memories of slamming those box scooters into each other before they started putting handles on them.