Acquire a tiger suit so I can also be a visible tiger if I wanted
I would go on long nighttime walks on the nature trails near my home.
- I wouldn’t mind the bugs because I’m a tiger.
- I wouldn’t get tired or sweaty because I’m a tiger.
- I wouldn’t be arrested for walking on the trails at night because I’m invisible.
- The hobos who live on the trails wouldn’t be able to see me because I’m a tiger and I’m very stealthy.
I would travel a looong way on foot to Helsinki and the parliament house. Then I would attack and devour Petteri Orpo (our prime minister) and Riikka Purra (our minister of finance).
Sleep for 18 hours a day, knowing no one would bother me.
I would just tiger about. Tigering. Unseen, as per yoozh, but now just more-so.
Probably transform into the kind of tiger nobody could see.
I’d prefer a face-eating leopard.
Poop in shoes.
Giant tiger shits. Hairy tiger shits. In billionaire’s shoes they would fits.
Hunt me a herbivore, see what it feels like to eat as a tiger.
A tiger… Or a “tiger”?
A tiger. I’m not sure what you mean by a “tiger”
Oh you know.
I would bask in the sun and be threateningly invisibly adorable
Wouldn’t you be incapable of enjoying the sun
Eat facists
Take huge tiger dumps on the cars of people who park shitty.
Fuck up cops that abuse their power, especially at pro-humanity rallies, progressively increasing the death toll until they truly fear for their lives.
