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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I believe theyre talking about newborns there.

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I believe theyre talking about newborns there.

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    …and you know this because…?

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      Neuroplasticity. The infant will attempt to adapt to the surroundings, the adult is “stuck in their ways”.

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        What if you keep a baby awake until it becomes an adult?

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          The parents were anti-vax so…

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        Well I didn’t want children but now I got some experimenting to do.

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          Meet me out back in 15 minutes, I have stolen a child for you

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            …I have stolen a child for you

            Aw, shucks. I thought you were about to suggest a dumpster-side quickie to make one.

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              I would’ve made that joke if I knew their gender, because no amount of fucking between two guys would make a child

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                I doesn’t matter, we will keep trying until we conceive, Mighty!

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                  Ok sure, as long as I get to not pay child support

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        Isn’t the definition of neuroplasticity that the brain will change?

        Edit: I guess more “the brain can change.” Still, adult’s have Neuroplasticity. That is very well documented.

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      Doctor told me.

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