• Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Omg, they’re all dead.

        Lister : Where is everybody, Hol?

        Holly : They’re dead, Dave.

        Lister : Who is?

        Holly : Everybody, Dave.

        Lister : What, Roger Moore?

        Holly : Everybody’s dead, Dave.

        Lister : What, Mary Tyler Moore?

        Holly : Everybody’s dead, Dave.

        Lister : What, Ed Asner?

        Holly : They’re all dead. Everybody’s dead, Dave.

        Lister : Ted Knight isn’t, is he?

        Holly : Everybody is dead, Dave.

        Lister : Not Betty White?

        Holly : Gordon Bennett! Yes, Betty White, everybody, everybody’s dead, Dave!